To the tune of Pinky & the Brain

Different political candidates apparently inspire different things. This is what I received in my inbox Friday. (If any one else has a good parody or inspired song, please leave in the comments or email me.)

Hillary and McCain
By Aaron F. Beard

Sung to the tune of “Pinky and the Brain”© Warner Bros. Studios

With the sincerest apologies to the creator’s of the cartoon “Pinky and the
Brain”©; given the choices we have, I may write-in Pinky and the Brain in the
2008 Presidential Election.  I changed a great deal more of the theme song
than I really needed to—which is quite scary if you think about it.

If you are unfamiliar with the cartoon you should go listen to the theme song
first; you can find it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs  (I
tried to find it on the WB website and could not—I found the P&B page but
there was no theme song.)

“Gee, McCain, what do you want to do tonight?”

“The same thing we do every night, Hillary: try to take over the world!”

They’re Hillary and McCain,
Yes, Hillary and McCain,
One is a doofus, the other’s insane,
They’re US Capital mold,
They’re souls have been sold,
They’re ancíllary,
They’re Hillary and McCain-Cain-Cain-Cain-Cain-Cain-Cain-Cain-Cain-CAIN.
Before each night is done,
They’ll have the sole solution,
By the dawning of the sun,
They’ll shred The Constitution.

They’re Hillary and McCain,
Yes, Hillary and McCain,
Their twilight campaign,
Is easy to explain,
They’ll prove their moldy worth,
You’ll wish you’d died at birth,
They’re ancíllary,
They’re Hillary and McCain-Cain-Cain-Cain-Cain-Cain-Cain-Cain-Cain-*Barf*.

3 Comments

  1. C Lepine February 10, 2008 at 12:29 am #

    “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
    Benjamin Franklin

    When I went to school, this was called Quantum Mechanics.

  2. Tony February 10, 2008 at 5:45 am #

    Democracy, eh…?

  3. Freiddie February 10, 2008 at 12:42 pm #

    Subtle criticism.

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